So you want to know the secrets of this park? You're planning a trip this summer to camp in Yosemite Valley*? You want to see the prettiest waterfalls**? You're planning to drive to your campsite, then drive around and see the sights?***? Or maybe you just want to know what Yosemite is doing with its share of stimulus money?
UPDATED to include Senate amendment to credit card legislation permitting semi-automatic guns to be carried in national parks, including Yosemite -- does the stupid never end?