I'm a tea drinker. I have been, by choice, for years and years. I don't like coffee. I'll drink coffee once every week or two, either if I've had a horrible night or it's my only caffeinated choice, but please, give me a nice cup of Darjeeling the next day. And, being somewhat lazy, I use teabags. You know, bags that hold tea, not wingnuts or genitals!
So, now that we've taken back our country from the neocons, social conservatives, global warming deniers, and assorted species of crazies, can I please also take back my tea?